"What you doing this evening?" I asked my mate.
"Shagging a hooker, then taking the kids bowling" he replied.
"I'd do it the other way round if I were you."
"Why the fuck would I take a hooker bowling?"
Tuesday, 26 February 2013
Friday, 22 February 2013
Oscar Pistorius' lawyer is to be made a saint
Reports are coming in from The Vatican that Oscar Pistorius' lawyer is to be made a saint after he made a crippled man walk.
Tuesday, 19 February 2013
What a lovely moustache you have.....
You offer someone a sincere compliment on their moustache and................
............. and suddenly she's not your friend any more!!!
............. and suddenly she's not your friend any more!!!
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