Text Joke: NEVER ASSUME MEN UNDERSTAND!

Never assume men understand! A man's wife had been in a coma for months & suddenly when the nurses were washing her private parts they noticed the heart monitor changed. So the nurses told the husband that a little "oral sex" might bring her round. So the nurses closed the curtains & after a few minutes her monitor flatlined - no pulse no heartbeat. When the nurses asked him what happened he replied "I'm not sure, I think she choked".