Work Place Stress

I've got to a change jobs", the patient said to his psychiatrist. "I've worked in a pickled onion factory for ten years, and last week I started to get this uncontrollable urge to put my dick in the onion peeler."

The psychiatrist explained about workplace stress and told him he must learn to relax.

But a week later, the patient was back. "I don't think I can control myself much longer", he said. "The urge is getting greater. I'm going to put my dick in the onion peeler any day now."

The psychiatrist prescribed Valium.

A month later, the patient was back on the psychiatrist's couch.
"I've lost my job", he said. "I finally stuck my dick into onion peeler."
"My God!", said the psychiatrist. "What happened then?"
"I got fired. And Betty, the onion peeler, got fired too."