Oh Sister...

One evening a man spotted a good looking nun on a bus. When she got off, he asked the bus driver about her.

"Oh, Sister Mary rides this line for daily vespers at the cemetery, " the bus driver told him.

At dusk the next evening, the man went to the cemetery, and once there he dressed up as Jesus. When the nun arrived, he stepped, out from behind a grave marker and said, " I am Jesus Christ. I want to fuck you in the ass."

"Yes, O Lord, "the nun replied and bent over.

Delighted, the man lifted up her habit and began to defile the sister.
After climaxing, he ripped off his beard and said, "I'm not really Jesus Christ."
The nun ripped off her habit. "I'm not really the nun. I'm the bus driver."